Friday, 5 July 2013

FUNNY BIBLE NIGERIAN QUIS

AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.

Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.

Q: where is judas from?

Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?

Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?

Akpos: becos he loves
money.
Q: what is Lazarus
surname?

Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?

Akpos: becos wen Jesus
came to his grave, He shouted "Lazarus Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers
of Lazarus that climb the tree to see Jesus?

Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?

Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote, "many are called but..."

Akpos: many are called but few have the credit to call back.

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