Friday 5 July 2013

FUNNY JOKES OF MR AKPORS

AKPOS is the Boss in
Office. Lets see
how he is interviewing
people.
AKPOS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You
drop one
outside. How many are
left?
Applicant: That's easy,
499
AKPOS: What are the
three steps to put
an elephant into a
fridge?
Applicant: Open the
fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
AKPOS: What are the
four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the
fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
AKPOS: It's lion's
birthday, all the
animals are there
except one, why?
Applicant: Because the
deer is in the
fridge.
AKPOS: How does an old
woman cross
a swamp filled with
crocodiles?
Applicant: She just
crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the
lion's
birthday.
AKPOS: Last question. In
the end the
old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess
she drowned?
AKPOS: No! She was hit
by the brick.
You may leave now.
IS HE A GOOD BOSS?
Yes or No?

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