Saturday 6 April 2013

THAT DEVIL WILL NOT SUCCED LAUGH THAT DEVIL OUT WITH THIS JOKES

IN LIFE WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH

WHETHER WE ARE IN A GOOD

CONDITION OR NOT WE NEED

TO LAUGH. LAUGHING IS

NECCESSARY IN LIFE BUT NOT

COMPULSORY SO GOES THE

WISE SAYING

LAUGH OUT LOUD AND SHAME

THE DEVIL WITH THIS JOKES


the three men in the plane

In a plane that's about to

crash, there are three

passengers: the wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician.

When they find out that the

plane is about to go down

and there is only one

parachute between the three

of them they debate about

who would sacrifice his life

for the country and who will jump to safety.

The politician says he's

responsible for running the

country, so of course, he

should be the one to jump.

The wise man says he's got

to serve mankind, so he

should be the one who jumps.

The student says he is the

future, and he should be the

recipient of the parachute.

As the kid speaks, the wise

man grabs the bag and leaps wildly out of the plane.

The politician is astounded, but the student remains calm.

"Why are you so calm? We're

both about to die!" exclaims the politician.

The student replies, "Well

wisdom just leapt out with

my school bag, so the future

can hang on to politics and feel safe."

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