FUNNY STORY TO TELL

GUYS MUST READ THIS OVER AND
OVER AGAIN!!!
This is for all the guys who pick
up random girls on the streets
without knowing anythingabout
them. Here's how to know if you
are sharing your bed with a
mammy water:
You picked her up from the
street or some other random
place. Maybe she was even
standing in front of an
uncompleted building
You don't know her surname.
She told you her name is " Just
Julie"
She agreed to sleep with you on
the very first day, in fact she
moved into your house, no
questions asked.
She never gets tired. She can
pound yam, fry garri, grind
pepper with a stone and still
haves*x with you when she
finishes.
She always looks perfect, even
first thing in the morning. No
pimples, her make-up looks
permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It
really looks like her hair but
maybe salons have found a way
to remove natural hair and put it
back later.
She never talks about her family
and she doesn't have any friends.
You only hear her saying "My sea
sisters" sometimes at night but
you're not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of
things.
Ever since you started sleeping
with her, your life has turned
upside down but of course your
stepmother in the village is to
blame.
She has stopped you from eating
fish. Ever since she came into
your life, it's only chicken or
meat, nothing that comes from
the sea.
She doesn't ask you for anything.
In fact, she'severy Nigerian
boyfriend's dream. You don't pay
for human hair or BIS and she
doesn't even want Blackberry
Z10. She doesn't care about
Valentine's Day and you don't
even know her birthday sef. She
never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she
couldn'tcare less about your
Facebook password. In fact she's
the best!
If the girl you're with falls into all
these categories, you better
wake up my guy, NA FISH SHE
BE!!!
Abi you be shark?