SOME FUNNY FACTs

SOME FUNNY FACTs:
1. When you scream God's name
during sex, I wonder if
you're trying to remind Him to
punish u later."
2. The day a Ghost got involved
in an accident was the
day oyinbo stopped watching
Nolly wood.
3. What's the relationship
between Rain & PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an
automatic switch
thing..
4.Someone walks up to u
licking Ice-Cream and tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's
Stranded..pls shoot
Him!"
5. U did the Exam so well that
u Took the Answer Scripts Home
to show ur Room-mates... Ur 'A'
go too sure.
6. That awkward moment when
you type"Trophyless "
on Google and the result
shows"Arsenal"
7.Just put currency sign in front
of your BB pin and igbo girls
would
add you sharply.$2737A4
A7"
titration tinz
8. If your Girlfriend refuses to
accept the Bible & anointing oil
or
Quran as buffdae gift, free her,
na
WITCH"
9.They say love is more
important than money. Pls try
paying a Lagos conductor with a
hug and kiss.
10. In a Nigerian Home...If your
friend forgets to greet
your parents, that's the end of
that friendship.if you
doubt" try am
11. Women are like police, they
might have all the evidence in the
world but they still want a
confession.
12. People That Smoke Weed
Before Going To Church.
You Wanna Compete With The
Most High?"
13. In a Naija Home, ur parents
will call u frm ur room to pick up
something that is sitting literally
2inches away from them.
14. If God's Plan For You is
BROWN TEETH, Even IRON
SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
15. If 80k Brazilian hair couldn't
get you a good husband, why
not
use it to pay a counselor to talk
good sense into your life"
16. Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow
one sleep comfortably
during service.. Thought the
house of God is also my
father's house?"
17. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up
Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD
REPLY'S-
*Shutup too*
9JA KID SAYS: "Pale,
Shut up abeg"*wakes
up*....where am i?
DOCTOR:
Oloshi..St. Mercy Hospital"
18. A slap is a manual over ride
mechanism used to
rectify a person acting like a
fool.....no one is above a
manual reset."
19. Some Igbo people with their
names, how can
you be naming identical
twins"Praise and Worship"?"
20. And So, I was watching a
yoruba movie...and this
Guy shot himself in the head
THRICE...Awon
Oloriburuku!!"
21.Someone Blocked His Dad on
facebook, the Dad also Blocked
Him from entering the House
22. One rapper just said "My
blood is so full, call me 'bloody
fool'".....
23.U can't recite a Bible Passage!
but u can mention 68 Hotels &
Clubs in Lagos and Akwa Ibom
without thinking? My Sista,
ur life is blinkin on a low ba3!"
24. Marrying a lady whose
cooking skills can only be
compared to Victor IKPEBA's
English is suicidal."
25. After reading all dis u fail to
comment.