AKPOS THE ACCOUNTANT SENDING A LETTER TO HIS GIRLFRIEND. VERY FUNNY

AKPOS SENT A LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND EKAETTE.
VERY FUNNY JOKES LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR SELF


Akpors a graduate of Accounting ,wrote a letter to his GIRL FRIEND Ekaitte
Love letter from an Accountant.


In the Journal of my heart,

I have written a Journal Entry,

Debiting my love & crediting


my affection,Now partners, I write this Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our business,

And your eyes are Stock In

Trade, Now let us enter into a
Transaction, Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already
indicated On the Ledger Folio column,

Any way, our relations are based on Double Entry System.

Our love is Real & Tangible
proposals,

Which can be realized,

Interest on the same,Can be capitalized.

Partner, you are like a Contra
Entry,You are on my Debit Side &Credit Side,

Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial
Balance, Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

And any difference in the Trial Balance,

And In the Balance Sheet of our life.

Our children will be Assets &
Liabilities,

If they are boys, shall we call
them Sundry Debtors?

If they are girls, shall we call
them Sundry Creditors?

But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally
automatically,

A balance Sheet And the Auditor will certify thus,

"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED

DURING AkPORS and EKAITTE's life Account

Your dying Accountant in love, AKPORS