Sunday, 7 July 2013

AKPORS FUNNY INTERVIEW QUESTIONS

Akpos went for an
interview...... .Enjoy
Akpos and johnny went for an
interview
for employment. johnny was the
first
to
enter the interviewing office..
(the
manager asking johnny
questions).
Manager: who was the first
military
head of state in Nigeria ..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North
and
southern protectorate in Nigeria
Amalgamated .
Johnny: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the
cure
for
hiv/
aids is discovered ..
Johnny: eehm.. yes but not
scientifically
proven...
Manager: good way of
answering
questions,
pls can you wait for us outside
and we
will attend to you later... (when
johnny
went
outside akpos asked him)..
Akpos: johnny, what are the
questions
and please tell me the
answers??.. (as
johnny was about to tell akpos
the
questions and
answer, the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..
Akpos then said to Johnny)..
Akpos: Ok tell me only the
answers..
Johnny: answer to number 1 is:
General
Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not
scientifically
proven
(mumu Akpos got to d
interview, after
exchanging greetings, d
manager told
him to
sit down)
manager: Please sir, What is ur
name?
Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager: Please what year
where you
born?
Akpos: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at
Akpos)
!! are u mad?!!!
Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically
proven

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