CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPOS AND HIS GIRL FRIEND JOY
JOY: honey do you still love me like before?
Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change.
joy: thats my honey. I want
you to buy me somthing.
Akpos: Just name it
joy: It's just one BB porsche.
Akpos: No problem. Just find
out the price and let me know.
joy: It's N350,000.
Akpos: Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?
joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It's a phone.
Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?
joy: Are you buying it or not?
Akpos: Please i am not oh! I can't!
joy: Dont even bother again.
I'will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.
Akpos: Better still, call Atiku, hewill be faster.
joy:(sad, cry): 'am goin to
Akpos: Is your fone hanging? because I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche