AKPORS FUNNY JOKES ( A MUST LAUGH )

Akpos was walking
down the street
sometime ago, then he saw a
beautiful
Toyota Jeep parked on the
side
way. He stopped for a minute
to
stare and
admire it... Just then he saw a
beautiful & hot chick
coming down the road.
"What's
Akpos gonna do??"
(He quickly thought to himself
as
a
smart guy) He quickly moved
near the car &
pretended it was his ride, he
kicked a
bit at the front tire and stood
by
the
side of the door. He could see
her
staring at him, sure
enough she had fallen for him
already
(he thought to himself...) She
walked towards him. He
composed himself & faked a
call
to
his mechanic while leaning on
the
door. Just then she
approached
him and said, "Excuse me!".
He
pretended not to hear her as
he
flew
big amounts of money for
spare
parts. After a minute she
again
said, "Excuse me sir!" Akpos
lowered his phone & said,
"just a
second sweetheart, let me
conclude my last order" &
continued on
phone as he moved away
from
the
door. (at this moment he was
sure she had
fallen for him, he could tell
from
her
impatience) But just as he
moved
from the door,
guess what!
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
She opened her handbag,
removed the car keys, opened
the
door, entered &
drove off.
Akpos fainted!!!