LAUGHING MATTERS ITS A JOKE ( very funny)

it was on a Wedding day in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; Is there any Man or Woman
here in the church who knows any thing that
will make this wedding not to
go forward? You may say it now or forever remain silent.
Akpors quickly stood up at the back and started walking
towards the altar where the pastor was. The Bride
fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos microphone to say what he wants to say.
Akpors said; Pastor, please
show me the way to the toilet, I want to excrete oh

the pastor fainted