laughing matters
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Tuesday, 22 October 2013
PHONE RINGS!!
ekaitte : Hello
Akpors : My love, how r u
doing?
ekaitte : I'm fine.
Akpors : Will u b less bzy by
weekend 2 come 2 my
house?
ekaitte : I'm sorry love I can't
make
it bcos I will be attending my
aunty's wedding n the next
day is
d thanks-giving in church.
I'm so occupied.
Akpors : I wanted 2 take u
out 4
shopping 2 surprise u with
Blackberrytorch and the
brazilian-
hair u've been asking 4.
ekaitte :I'll b coming n I may
even
spend d weekend if u want
my
love.
Akpors : What about the
wedding?
ekaitte : Which wedding? I
was
just joking.
Akpors : Me too!!!!
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AKPORS JOKES
ekaitte : Hello
Akpors : My love, how r u
doing?
ekaitte : I'm fine.
Akpors : Will u b less bzy by
weekend 2 come 2 my
house?
ekaitte : I'm sorry love I can't
make
it bcos I will be attending my
aunty's wedding n the next
day is
d thanks-giving in church.
I'm so occupied.
Akpors : I wanted 2 take u
out 4
shopping 2 surprise u with
Blackberrytorch and the
brazilian-
hair u've been asking 4.
ekaitte :I'll b coming n I may
even
spend d weekend if u want
my
love.
Akpors : What about the
wedding?
ekaitte : Which wedding? I
was
just joking.
Akpors : Me too!!!!
One night armed robbers
were tryin to break in and rob
a rich man's house. The rich
man quickly called d police
with his
phone and Akpos, a newly
recruited police man
answered d call and assured
d man he's comin. As he was
comin alone, d
armed robbers halted him;
come here, where are u goin
wit dat gun? Akpos the police
man suddenly stopped &
started
shiverin. He replied; i heard u
are robbin here so i decided
to come & use dis gun to
support u people! The armed
robber
shouted; is dat not police
uniform u are puttin on.
Akpos quickly replied: No o,
it's my night gown.
One word for Akpos.
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AKPORS JOKES
were tryin to break in and rob
a rich man's house. The rich
man quickly called d police
with his
phone and Akpos, a newly
recruited police man
answered d call and assured
d man he's comin. As he was
comin alone, d
armed robbers halted him;
come here, where are u goin
wit dat gun? Akpos the police
man suddenly stopped &
started
shiverin. He replied; i heard u
are robbin here so i decided
to come & use dis gun to
support u people! The armed
robber
shouted; is dat not police
uniform u are puttin on.
Akpos quickly replied: No o,
it's my night gown.
One word for Akpos.
Akpos was walking
down the street
sometime ago, then he saw a
beautiful
Toyota Jeep parked on the
side
way. He stopped for a minute
to
stare and
admire it... Just then he saw a
beautiful & hot chick
coming down the road.
"What's
Akpos gonna do??"
(He quickly thought to himself
as
a
smart guy) He quickly moved
near the car &
pretended it was his ride, he
kicked a
bit at the front tire and stood
by
the
side of the door. He could see
her
staring at him, sure
enough she had fallen for him
already
(he thought to himself...) She
walked towards him. He
composed himself & faked a
call
to
his mechanic while leaning on
the
door. Just then she
approached
him and said, "Excuse me!".
He
pretended not to hear her as
he
flew
big amounts of money for
spare
parts. After a minute she
again
said, "Excuse me sir!" Akpos
lowered his phone & said,
"just a
second sweetheart, let me
conclude my last order" &
continued on
phone as he moved away
from
the
door. (at this moment he was
sure she had
fallen for him, he could tell
from
her
impatience) But just as he
moved
from the door,
guess what!
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
She opened her handbag,
removed the car keys, opened
the
door, entered &
drove off.
Akpos fainted!!!
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Labels:
AKPORS JOKES
down the street
sometime ago, then he saw a
beautiful
Toyota Jeep parked on the
side
way. He stopped for a minute
to
stare and
admire it... Just then he saw a
beautiful & hot chick
coming down the road.
"What's
Akpos gonna do??"
(He quickly thought to himself
as
a
smart guy) He quickly moved
near the car &
pretended it was his ride, he
kicked a
bit at the front tire and stood
by
the
side of the door. He could see
her
staring at him, sure
enough she had fallen for him
already
(he thought to himself...) She
walked towards him. He
composed himself & faked a
call
to
his mechanic while leaning on
the
door. Just then she
approached
him and said, "Excuse me!".
He
pretended not to hear her as
he
flew
big amounts of money for
spare
parts. After a minute she
again
said, "Excuse me sir!" Akpos
lowered his phone & said,
"just a
second sweetheart, let me
conclude my last order" &
continued on
phone as he moved away
from
the
door. (at this moment he was
sure she had
fallen for him, he could tell
from
her
impatience) But just as he
moved
from the door,
guess what!
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
She opened her handbag,
removed the car keys, opened
the
door, entered &
drove off.
Akpos fainted!!!
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FUNNY VIDEO
Saturday, 19 October 2013
Generator Rex Frostbite ( CARTOON MOVIE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lpKqdGpS10&feature=em-upload_owner
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lpKqdGpS10&feature=em-upload_owner
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