AKPOS IS IN THE CITY SEARCHING FOR JOB laugh out loud with this one

AKPOS IS GOING FOR A INTERWIEW THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WAS MADE BETWEEN THE MANAGING DIRECTOR OF THE COMPANY AND AKPOS


MANAGER: Hello young man, what can I do for you?

AKPORS: Good morning sir, I am Akpors Apororo and I came concerning the advertisement placed outside your company.

MANAGER: I see. I hope you know that this job requires someone who's been to various parts of the world?

AKPORS (of course desperate):
Yes sir, I know that.

MANAGER: Good. So tell me, have you been to Germany?

AKPORS: Yes sir, I lived there for 7 years.


MANAGER: Wow... that's good. How about the UK, have you been there before?

AKPORS: Yes Sir, I also lived there for 5 years.

MANAGER: Interesting, how about the United States?

AKPORS: I've been there also Sir, and I lived there for 6 years.

MANAGER: Hmmm. Then you must know much about geography.


AKPORS: Yes sir I've also been to geography before, and I lived there for 6 years

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!! JOKES !! JOKES !! AKPOS IS ABOUT TO GET MARRIED very funny

THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WAS MADE BETWEEN AKPOS AND HIS FATHER INLAW


YoU're coming to seek my

daughter's hand in marriage
and you're chewing gum.

That's a sign of disrespect!

Akpos : Sir, I only chew gum
when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law : You mean
you drink & smoke and you're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage?

Akpos : Sir I only drink &
smoke when i go to the club.

Father-In-Law : YOU club
too?

Akpos : I'm sorry sir, I started
clubbing when i came out
of prison.

Father-In-Law :YOU've also
been in prison before? Oh
my God!

Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to
jail when I killed somebody.


Father-In-Law : What!!!
YOU're a killer

Akpos: Sir, It happened out
of anger. It was a certain
man that didn't allow me to
marry his daughter so i killed
him.

Father-In-Law : YOU are
highly welcome my son. YOU are on the right track.

YoU're absolutely the right man for my daughter




Apkors: mom, do angels fly ?

Mum: EHm... Yes.. They do but
why do you ask?

Apkors: yesterday, dad called
our house girl an angel...

Apkos: will she fly?

Mum: Yes! She will fly back to
her village tomorrow morning.

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AKPOS THE ACCOUNTANT SENDING A LETTER TO HIS GIRLFRIEND. VERY FUNNY

AKPOS SENT A LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND EKAETTE.
VERY FUNNY JOKES LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR SELF


Akpors a graduate of Accounting ,wrote a letter to his GIRL FRIEND Ekaitte
Love letter from an Accountant.


In the Journal of my heart,

I have written a Journal Entry,

Debiting my love & crediting


my affection,Now partners, I write this Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our business,

And your eyes are Stock In

Trade, Now let us enter into a
Transaction, Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already
indicated On the Ledger Folio column,

Any way, our relations are based on Double Entry System.

Our love is Real & Tangible
proposals,

Which can be realized,

Interest on the same,Can be capitalized.

Partner, you are like a Contra
Entry,You are on my Debit Side &Credit Side,

Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial
Balance, Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

And any difference in the Trial Balance,

And In the Balance Sheet of our life.

Our children will be Assets &
Liabilities,

If they are boys, shall we call
them Sundry Debtors?

If they are girls, shall we call
them Sundry Creditors?

But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally
automatically,

A balance Sheet And the Auditor will certify thus,

"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED

DURING AkPORS and EKAITTE's life Account

Your dying Accountant in love, AKPORS

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AKPOS FUNNY JOKES LAUGH AND LAUGH

AKPOS DAD ASK AKPOS THE BELOW QUESTION ENJOY

Dad-which of us do you love more? papa or mama..

Akpors- both

Dad- if i go to America and mama go to Paris,where will you go?

Akpors- Paris

Dad- that means you llke mama..

Akpors- i llke paris

Dad-ok if i go to Paris and mama go to America,where wil you go?

Akpors- America

Dad-why?

Akpors- because i went to paris

with mum the other time.



AKPOS IS BACK AGAIN WITH THIS HOT JOKES LAUGH


TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall?..

AKPORS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions if I don't know"

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have?..

AKPORS: A drinking problem


Akpors:I am dreaming to be rich...just like my father..

Musa:"Is ur father rich?".

Akpors: No, he's dreaming too

TEACHER: Akpors, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

AKPORS: A teacher

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THAT DEVIL WILL NOT SUCCED LAUGH THAT DEVIL OUT WITH THIS JOKES

IN LIFE WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH

WHETHER WE ARE IN A GOOD

CONDITION OR NOT WE NEED

TO LAUGH. LAUGHING IS

NECCESSARY IN LIFE BUT NOT

COMPULSORY SO GOES THE

WISE SAYING

LAUGH OUT LOUD AND SHAME

THE DEVIL WITH THIS JOKES


the three men in the plane

In a plane that's about to

crash, there are three

passengers: the wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician.

When they find out that the

plane is about to go down

and there is only one

parachute between the three

of them they debate about

who would sacrifice his life

for the country and who will jump to safety.

The politician says he's

responsible for running the

country, so of course, he

should be the one to jump.

The wise man says he's got

to serve mankind, so he

should be the one who jumps.

The student says he is the

future, and he should be the

recipient of the parachute.

As the kid speaks, the wise

man grabs the bag and leaps wildly out of the plane.

The politician is astounded, but the student remains calm.

"Why are you so calm? We're

both about to die!" exclaims the politician.

The student replies, "Well

wisdom just leapt out with

my school bag, so the future

can hang on to politics and feel safe."

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CRACK YOUR RIBS WITH THIS AKPOS FUNNY JOKES

AKPOS IS A VERY FUNNY GUY THAT MOST OF THE WEBSITE USE HIS NAME AS A KIND OF CREATING JOKES FOR PEOPLE TO LAUGH. SO I PRESENT TO YOU AKPOS THE COMEDIAN



CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPOS AND HIS GIRL FRIEND JOY

JOY: honey do you still love me like before?

Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change.

joy: thats my honey. I want
you to buy me somthing.

Akpos: Just name it

joy: It's just one BB porsche.

Akpos: No problem. Just find
out the price and let me know.

joy: It's N350,000.

Akpos: Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?

joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It's a phone.

Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?

joy: Are you buying it or not?

Akpos: Please i am not oh! I can't!

joy: Helloooooo!

Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii!

joy: Dont even bother again.
I'will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.

Akpos: Better still, call Atiku, hewill be faster.

joy:(sad, cry): 'am goin to
delete you.

Akpos: Is your fone hanging? because I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche

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CRACK YOUR RIBS WITH THIS AKPOS FUNNY JOKES

AKPOS IS A VERY FUNNY GUY THAT MOST OF THE WEBSITE USE HIS NAME AS A KIND OF CREATING JOKES FOR PEOPLE TO LAUGH. SO I PRESENT TO YOU AKPOS THE COMEDIAN



CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPOS AND HIS GIRL FRIEND JOY

JOY: honey do you still love me like before?

Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change.

joy: thats my honey. I want
you to buy me somthing.

Akpos: Just name it

joy: It's just one BB porsche.

Akpos: No problem. Just find
out the price and let me know.

joy: It's N350,000.

Akpos: Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?

joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It's a phone.

Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?

joy: Are you buying it or not?

Akpos: Please i am not oh! I can't!

joy: Helloooooo!

Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii!

joy: Dont even bother again.
I'will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.

Akpos: Better still, call Atiku, hewill be faster.

joy:(sad, cry): 'am goin to
delete you.

Akpos: Is your fone hanging? because I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche

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A MAN WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND VERY FUNNY !! laugh !!

A MAN HAD A GIRL FRIEND AND HAS BEEN TELLING HER LIES AND THE GIRL FRIEND DID NOT CARE TO ASK SO THE BOTH CONTINUE IN THIER RELATIONSHIP SO ONE DAY the girl asked him,"Are you in school and what course are you reading in school because I can't date some one who dont go to school or an Illiterate.
The man lied to her girl friend and said "Yes I am in school" and I'm studying FOOD SCIENCE.
TWO MONTH later, the girl saw her boy friend washing plates in a local restaurant.
and was*Shocked* THE girls houted Gosh what are you doing here?
the man smiled and said, " I AM DOING MY I.T"


HAVE A NICE DAY

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LAUGH !! LAUGH !! It is very funny( THE MESSEAGE INBOX OF A GUY AN A LADY

A LADY'S INBOX:

1..I love you dear (james)

2..Can i take you out tonight?
(okon)

3..I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Okoye)

4.. Sweetie don't forget the trip (MD)

5..Darling, have you seen the credit I sent to you? (Collins)

6..Honey, I will do whatever it
takes just for you to be by my side
(mrshutdown)

7..Consider it done
(My oga at the top)

8..Baby, check your account balalance and call me back (Chairman)

9. i love you
joel


A GUY'S INBOX:

1..YOUR MTN data bundle will soon expire (MTN)

2..Hey MAN, give me a break! I
told YOu i am married (mary)

3..Don't call me again,
(jane)

4..i Am warning you, let this monthnot be a story telling event likethe last 3 months (Landlord)

5..Brother i am still expecting the money for the JAMB form (Junior)
6.I AM HUNGRY, I NEED MONEY (Mama)

7.. I am in the hospital, please send me the N120,000 quick quick for the
appendix operation or you can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)

8..I have not seen my period for 3weeks (Neighbour's daughter)

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LAUGH !! LAUGH !! LAUGH !! AKPOS IN THE HOSPITAL

Akpos had a stomach pain an was taken to the hospital for a medical operation, after the doctor have finish the operation on akpos stomach, Akpos opened his eyes after and breathed "Thank God it's over". A patient on the other side of his bed said,"don't be so sure, they left an injection in my stomach and the doctor had to open it again".
Another patient added, "same
with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool". Almost
immediately, the doctor who
did the operation stormed in
and asked, "Has anyone seen
my watch?", Akpos fainted.

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LAUGHING MATTERS ITS A JOKE ( very funny)

it was on a Wedding day in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; Is there any Man or Woman
here in the church who knows any thing that
will make this wedding not to
go forward? You may say it now or forever remain silent.
Akpors quickly stood up at the back and started walking
towards the altar where the pastor was. The Bride
fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos microphone to say what he wants to say.
Akpors said; Pastor, please
show me the way to the toilet, I want to excrete oh

the pastor fainted

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