LAUGH !! LAUGH !! LAUGH !! AKPOS WITH THE SOLDIERS ON A HIGH WAY

AKPOS was on a high speed, he got to an Army checkpoint
without slowing down, so AKPOS was told to park his car and ordered to carry 1000 blocks from one Side of the road to the other side.
After carrying 900 blocks, he
noticed that their 'COMMANDER' was his Primary School classmate, AKPOS
went to complain to COMMANER, The COMMANDER was really angry with what
his Boys told his Long time
classmate AKPOS to do, So
he asked AKPOS ''have you started carrying the blocks?, AKPOS said ''I have carried 900 already, so the COMMANDER said" Please don't be angry, ''RETURN THEM PLEASE''.

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( JOKES) THE STUDENTS WITH THE LECTURER

A lecturer was in a Chemistry Class and the LECTURER Asked the Students to mention the Types of Gases they Knew.

JOHN:- oxygen Gas

SAMUEL:- Nitrogen Gas

MARY:- Hydrogen gas

PAUL:- Tear Gas

LECTURER:-PAUL You have just one More chance to Answer the Question correctly, else you will be punished

PAUL thinks hard and Says:
FABREGAS

SO FUNNY LAUGH

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A MAN WITH A THIEF VERY FUNNY

A thief broke into A man
house and stole his Television. the thief took off and started running,the man also ran after him. The faster
the thief was running, the faster the man also was running after him. Finally the thief got tired and stopped, the man also stopped. so tiredly,
the man told the thief "Take the remote, you forgot it"

Describe the man in one word!!

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JOKES LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR SELF

A MAN WENT TO A BANK WITH A SPANNER ON REACHING THE BANK ONE OF THE STAFF SAW HIM WITH THIS DEVICE AND EXCUSE HIM AND THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WAS MADE


STAFF : WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A SPANNER IN THE BANK

THE MAN REPLIED AND SAID I WHANT TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT IN THIS BANK


LAUGH LAUGH AND LAUGH

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AKPOS WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND < LAUGHING MATTER>

THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WAS MADE BETWEEN AKPOS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

GIRL:i'm not feeling well today

AKPOS:that's too bad,i was thinking of taking you out for shopping

GIRL:i was joking

AKPORS:me too..

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(CRACK YOUR RIBS WITH THIS) FATHER AND DAUGHTER

A FATHER HAD A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER AND AS BEEN MONITORING THE MOVEMENT OF HIS DAUGHTER AND EVEN THE CALLS THE DAUGHTER RECIEVE OR MAKE

ONE FAITHFULL DAY THE BOY FRIEND OF THE DAUGHTER CALL THE FATHER PICKED THE daughter CALL as usuall

THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WAS MADE
father : Hello! May i know
you?
boyfriend : sorry i want to speak with Joy sir.
boyfriend : hmmm (after he
understood the situation at hand) , OK Sir, i am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friends is presently on a hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2Million Naira. So the next
voice you hear after this is her voice, the time starts now
FATHER : ooh am very sorry!!!
Joy! ,Joy!! Please take your phone your friend needs your help.
BOYFRIEND: THE QUESTION is when are you coming Tomorrow?
A.Morning,
B. Afternoon,
C.Evening,
D. Night.

JOY: D.Night.
BOYFRIEND: Are you sure? Final answer?....
JOY: yes am very sure!

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(VERY FUNNY) THE TWO MAD MEN

VERY FUNNY LAUGH AND CRACK YOUR RIBS

Two mad men of the university of calabar mentally hospital,Where free to escape, and the only way to pass the gate, is to beat the gate guard to death.
So they mad men took thier knifes along with them. When they reach the gate. they didn't see the guards, so
dey decided to go back and come back later

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JOKES OF THE DAY IT AKPORS AGAIN VERY FUNNY

AKPORS WENT TO THE EXAM HALL WITH HIS FRIEND WHO IS A PLUMBER THE TEACHER ASK HIM

TEACHER: Akpors why did you
bring a plumber to the exam hall?
AKPORS: I heard that the exam papers were leaking.

Have a nice day

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AKPOS LOST HIS HOUSE KEY ( laughing matters)

Akpors broke the key to his
house after being heavily drunk.
His friend JOHN came and
saw him kneeling down in front of the door.

JOHN- akpors where IS the key to your house?

Akpors- i have break it

JOHN -where did you keep the spare key?

Akpors- i dont know.

JOHN leaves and 30
minutes later still find akpors
kneeling down.

JOHN - akpors ARE you praying now?

Akpors-yes iam praying because it is only one thing that can open this door

which is prayer the master
key!

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A MAN WITH A LADY IN A BUS ( Very funny)

A lady with big boobs entered a bus.
She was wearing a rosary around her neck with a cross between her boobs.
A man was sitting beside her and looking at her breast. The lady knowing that the man has been staring for over 15mins then
asked "Are you looking at Jesus Christ who died on the cross?the man replied: No! Am actually
looking at the two thieves
beside him.

HAVE A NICE DAY

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JOHN AND HIS FRIEND ( VERY FUNNY)

JOHN : Guy please do me small Favor,Stand in front of my Car.

samuel : Why ?..

JOHN : I just want toTest the Brake"

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(JOKES) AKPOS AND IS TEACHER

Teacher: Who is the president of AMERICA?
Akpors: I don't know madam.
Teacher: YOU need to focus more on your studies.
Akpors: Please madam, can I ask YOu a few questions.…
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Akpors: Do u know Rita?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Joy?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Kate?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do YOu ask?
Akpors: You need to focus more on ur husband

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A YOUNG MAN TALKING ABOUT IS CAREER (JOKES)

Teacher: What will you do after growing up? YOUNGMAN:Facebooking
Teacher: No! I mean what will
you become?
YOUNG MAN: Admin of facebook pages
Teacher: Oh my God! I mean
what are your goals?
YOUNG MAN: Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher: ! I Mean what will you do for your parents?
YOUNG MAN: I'll create a page for them on facebook "I love mom AnD dad"
Teacher: silly! What do your
parents want from you?YOUNG MAN: My facebook password
Teacher: Oh God! What is the
purpose of your life?
YOUNG MAN: Facebook but never face a book

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AKPOS WITH IS TEACHER VERY FUNNY

Akpos: 2 3 4 6 7 8 9

Teacher:where is 5?

Akpos: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died
in a car accident *the teacher had a miscarriage*

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A YOUNG MAN WITH A LION VERY FUNNY

A young man was walking in a bush and he suddenly saw a lion in front of him. He knelt
down, praying to GOD so that GOD WILL deliver
him. when he open his
eyes,he saw the lion kneeling
also praying.
the young man asked the lion
"Are you also a christian?"
The lion replied, "Shut
up, don't you
pray before you eat? the young man fainted!!!!

have a nice day

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CRACK YOUR RIBS WITH THIS FUNNY JOKES

A BOY WAS LOOKING AT HIS MOTHER NATIONAL ID CARD HE SAW THE FOLLOWING

NAME:mary samuel okon

AGE :35

SEX:F

THE BOY STARTED LAUGHING AND HIS MOTHER ASK HIM WHAT IS SO FUNNY THAT YOU ARE LAUGHING THE BOY REPLIED AN SAID I SEE WHY DADDY DIVOICED YOU,IT WAS BECAUSE YOU SCORE F IN SEX

THE MOTHER FAINTED

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JOKES OF A YOUNG MAN WITH A LADY ON A HIGH WAY

A YOUNG MAN WAS ON A ROAD WAITING FOR A TAXI SO HE SAW A BEAUTIFULL LADY APPROACHING HIS DIRECTION
>SO THE YOUNG MAN EXCUSE THE LADY and this conversation was made

YOUND MAN :helo pretty excuse me please i want to SAW YOU

LADY : HAHAHAHAHA the young lady laugh and said you cannot SPOKE ENGLISH

PLASE WHO AMONG BOTH OF THEM WRONG

have a nice day

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